Friday, March 27, 2009

that's it?

That's all you got?

stupid pants

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these dhoti pants make me wanna scream. (top picture - right hand side) back when i lived in france (marseille, aix-en-provence, paris) they were huge. this was 2007 son. into 2008. Marseille is probably one of the slowest most ass-backward place for steez and the bitches there were rockin dem shits. are you seriously tellin me that these things are gonna be cool this summer? you know what? my friend ingmar said the other day while we were all out at the bar that he doenst know a whole lot about fashion but he DOES NOT LIKE "this baggy pants thing" he goes, all these girls now are like, trying to rock baggy pants, and they just dont look good. they look like kinda like shit. (and ingmar is super super nice) and he goes, i think they're gonna realize that no guys are talking to them and they'll go back to skinny jeans.

i think girls are gonna start rocking these shits and then taking big shits. in their pants. and no one will ever know. cause they're one big fucking diaper and i am full of hate.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

im crushed im sorry amy

im never eating again

im bleeding
im losing pints of blood

i just lost all the color in my face

i am flat breeze on a shitty day.



i close deals. i am awesome. i'll eat shit.


i asked for this
i pushed you all away

everyone hates me
everything is red


oh i am going somewhere
alone



surfs up dude

rocks

who cares

throw down

I'd totally brass knuckle somebodys cerebral cortex for you.
We should start a gang. Get our colors and members only jackets and shit.


i am in love with this girl named michele. she rules. i told her that she is a magical beam of cool colored light that god sent to us. and then she told me that i am the most magical crystal of love sent down from the heavens above.

that's intense sisterlove right thur.

then i told her i'd like, fight for her. then she told me shed brass knuckle someone's brain for me. like whoa.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

oh nooo

i drank wayyyy too much coffee. ahahhahahah i feel insane.

Monday, March 23, 2009

atomic war

when it happens, im gonna get wasted.
yeahhhhhhh
it's monday, and i think of beer.

Friday, March 13, 2009

mishka

im going to this. i think. tonight.


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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

turnstile

I basically enjoy monday mornings these days. well not really. only when i sleep over andrew's and i realize that i dont have enough money on my metro card to get through the turnstile. i go to the morgan stop which has the REAL big turnstiles that you cant jump over and there isn't a vendor for me to buy a new card from and there's no machine either so im like.....uh FUCK! Hmm. So. I casually stand next to the turnstile and wait for weak unassuming individualz (such as the poor 14 year old kid who was just trying to get to school tra la la, backpack and all....and enjoys fencing as a past time.....or boys who look like they spent the weekend with georgi on the rocks) to let me go in with them. im like, "hey! yo - can i jump in with you?" real quick. no one' ever knows what to say prolly cause they dont even understant what I'm asking of them... they're like, uhhhhh..... huh.....and it's so fucking early they can't make rational decisions (to decline) or quick movements (like me - like a WOLF) so they swipe, i go in right behind them and they end up staggering: subway raped and violated.

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ahahahhahahah I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!!

i am a wolf

what the fuck

freak

gusteau tu me manque







damn i fuckin miss that cat. i miss paris a bit, i can't imagine how beautiful it is in the snow. i dont really miss french people though. i do like les boulangeries et la romance de la ville. les gens, par conte, ahh NON. et en plus, j'ai mange trop la. c'etait pas bon pour ma ligne.

i want a cat again but no one i know really likes cat except for coco and i dont evenreally know her. but i like her.

the end.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Monday, March 2, 2009

i am short!

its true. I am short short short.
i sometimes wish i could be taller (without having to wear 5 inch platforms). did you know that my feet are kinda fucked from wearing all those heels all the time?
its true. they start to cramp up when I DONT wear them.

here are some of my favorite shoes designers.


forever 21:

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dolce vita:

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sam edelman:

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i cant wait for summer.
im gonna bust out these bad boys.

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PLV

jeffrey campbell:

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these jeffrey campbell boot / sandal / zipper things are totally wierd but when i tried them on they fuckin ruled. i dont curr. i like em. talk all the shit you want.

word up

im gonna get a new apartment in BEDSTUY. its gonna be sick. windows lux stainless steel i died and went to condo heaven when i visited it this weekend. i dont care that it's in the projects. im mad hood, didnt you know that? DUHH. haha, no but for real, shit is PIMP. BALLINNNNNNN!

xxx
amy

Sunday, March 1, 2009

oh my

oh my my my!
what a pleasant weekend. i chilled the fuck out for ONCE and didnt get waste sweet waste. cause i didnt want to have a suicidal hangover and not accomplish anything. so i just chilled. with my baby. and did baby things. and made baby noises.