Thursday, May 28, 2009

reverse boob cleavage

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french vogue. people say it's like way more scandalous than the US Vogue. Who fuckin cares. i lived in France for a year and Parisien fashion isn't all that badass and parisiens in general can suck my dick.

about 4000 of the blogs i follow wrote about the June story in french vogue, shot by sorrenti and featuring guinevere van seenus and eniko mihalik.... i mean, i like girl-on-girl pain/pleasure imagery and bondage as much as the next, but at this moment i cant blog about what everyone else is bloggin about it makes me feel wierd, kinda like twitter. my boobs also make me feel weird. reverse boob exposure is going to be the next big american apparel trend. just fuckin wait.

i love the forest

i like to pretend i am a woods-creature sometimes.

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i started reading a book about freud yesterday:

"...in 1895 was that of Emma Eckstein, a young woman who had come to Freud with 'stomach ailments and menstrual problems.' Suspecting that the woman's problems were caued by masturbation, which was mediated through a 'nasal reflex' to her stomach and uterus, Freud summoned [his whacko friend] Fliess to Vienna to operate on Ms. Eckstein's nose. Following the surgery....Ms. Eckstein began hemorrhaging profusely and dangerously from the nose and a Viennese surgeon had to be called in.... The surgeon removed 'at least a half a meter of gauze' that Fliess had inadvertently left in the nasal cavity. ...several additional surgical procedures were necessary to stop the hemorrhages; as a consequence "her face was disfigured - the bone was chiseled away and on one side caved in."

Freud initially believed that the hemorrhages were a consequence of the surgery but later decided that Ms Eckstein's 'hemorrhages were hysterical in nature, the result of sexual longing.'"

oh really? fuck you freud. what an asshole.

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french vogue_sasha pivovarova

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wow dude what a babe. you know what? i was at andrews house and luke and matt said some girl was a crazy bitch and i betcha she is. i love crazy bitches, i love em all.

i had dinner with jack last night. i love my fuckin brother dude, i am so fuckin proud of him, he works so hard, sometimes i wanna cry.

he told me about this new girl he likes, his birthday party in vegas, and we talked about our family a little.... You know what my answer to everything is these days? it's love. love love love, we all need it like air. fall back on love, i always try to choose it over fear. i try to love my enemies; that's the hardest one. i try to love people that aren't good to me. love is healing dude, and if anything it helps me get through the day.

i sound ignorant, don't i? i sound so fucking selfish, dont i? i am priveleged to be able to love.

but yeah. love. i love sasha pivovarova. (you say that: Pee-vo-va-row-va)

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

it's never enough give me more and more

you had some bad acid last night. wierd flashbacks, every room, guitars are hard, asian chicks, computer. weed-infused vodka, yemen, war, i-tunes.

plastic cutlery kitchen, dutch oven, mutilation oven, you look nice, drop the keys, give me beer, steps, kiss, where did you get that ring? it's cool.

you like my hair, i have my period.

you like my leather jacket? i wore it for you.

your replies in french are cute; you are just like me.

i know you, i love every part of you.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

i have bugbites where is my money

i peeled an onion trap door and fell alice spiraling time pieces and dont eat me potions i blink and the desk top reverberated the screen bounced back the styrofoam cup is black im in the matrix

there are tingly pretty itchies on my feet offbeat today with the magic of you and racing through dialdial ringring a summary of just the beginning

im between ladder in between beds a phone here a native american ritual cherryblossomraining compassion drink these asterisks
get lifted off it


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un chanson pour toi

ce qu'est un homme brillant à chaud d'une pièce de monnaie trouvée sur une plage d'un million de miles, tu est loin, tu est chaud au toucher, tu as de toucher le matin est caché dans une grotte de la vallée avec de pas de fourmis. il sont étoiles minuscules exploser dedans de moi, ils se sentent comme un popping bonbons dans ma bouche.

tu ne peut pas être calme, tu reste débraillé, je toi accepter, tu est mon ami, d'un il ya longtemps, je vais voyage pour toi, mon amour est trampoline, mon amour est un ballon à air chaud, mon amour est un satellite, mon amour est la voiture qui peut nous conduire très vite, mon amour est ton préféré et je lui donne volontiers à toi.


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Friday, May 22, 2009

trop definite

comme les griffe que bruille un champ clos ahhhh ne dors pas viens pas que non respite l'amour
ca suffit
je m'en sens
ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba ba BA BA BA BA

un champ dans notre vie cliquet ca suffffiiiiitttttt un champ tir, prends ta luge et tire toi, tire moi l'océan de larmes univers big big big big énorme question je, je je je je secoué la couverture, j'ai trouvé quelque chose, je ne peux pas vous dire ce qu'il est. qui m'a enfermé ici? il est confortable et chaleureux cher muets sens et délimitée par les plus âgés que moi. Tu as les cheveux longs à chaque fois que je reçois près de toi Je veux toi toucher comme un ours, peut etre un chat, j'ai le vu.

i love this house

i love this keyboard
i love these number nines.
i love this chair.
i love jayne mansfield.
i love those sheets.
i love your body.
i love when you call.
i love when you smile.
i love this roof.
i love this house.

Monday, May 18, 2009

detox from hell

i had really high expectations embarking upon this detox. (which i am still following mind you, i just took a small detour this weekend, where turkey sandwiches, coffee, chocolate and sushi were roadside attractions) i am wondering if there are certain foods that i don't eat in massive quantities already (spinach, arugula, apples, avocados, grapefruit, kombucha, coconut water, lemon juice and water, etc) that might help deter the effects of premenstrual syndrome?

the main effects that kill me are the following:

sadness
being a massive bitch
feeling bloated and nasty as hell
paranoia
reclusiveness

i felt like shit all weekend. i should be getting my period in about 3 days. i am wondering if now is the time to be stricter than ever this my raw foods regime or to fucking relax with that shit. is there anything, god, is there not ONE formula that i might follow that would help lessen the effects of PMS??????????

god knows this "detox" didnt really make me feel better this weekend.
god also knows how much i love alcohol and it's basically like medicine for me at this point. i abstained this whole past week as i was determined to like, clean out my system and clear my head from essentially, well, a poison that i regularly pollute myself with. ehhhhhhhhh. whatever, i need to chill the fuck out. nothing really matters anyway. i want to go camping with andrew.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

see you in hell

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Saturday, May 16, 2009

detox

wake up. eat chocolate, drink coffee, smoke a cigarette. sounds like a detox to me.

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i love the simpsons. hahah this is awesome. makes me laugh right away.
generally i wasnt in a great place last night. went running. it didn't do anything. came home, cried. kash is at jonny's as usual. jacqueline and brian came back from the bar. smoked herb with me. i ate salad, danced around with brian to ska like assholes in the living room, laughed, read, ate an apple, went to bed. while i was starting to fall asleep i started hearing scary music and i thought jacq was watching a movie or an episode of unexplained mysteries. i yell out, jacq! music continues.... get up, no tv is on, lights are off, i am confused. go to the bathroom, scratch my head, go back to sleep. now it's early. i have a to do list. here it is:

run.
clean.
read.
do my nails.
do my hair.
play with bonnie.

can you think of anything else for me to do?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

kombucha

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i'd also like to say that kombucha has surpassed coconut water on my scale of preference for healthy revitalizing drinks. cocnut water is great for potassium but kombucha has probiotics and shit in it and is good for the following purposes*which havent been approved by the food and drug administration probably because they can't make money off it like they can by prescribing pharmaceuticals or some other form of western medicine:

digestion
metabolism
appetite control
weight control
liver function
body alkalinity
anti-aging
cell integrity
healthy skin and hear

Kombucha (pronounced kom-BOO-cha) is a handmade Chinese tea that is delicately cultured for 30 days. During this time, essential nutrients form like: Active Enzymes, viable probiotics, amino acids, antioxidants, and polyphenols. All of these combine to create an elixir that immediately works with the body to restore balance and vitality.

it's usually four dollars at the bodegas or health food stores in brooklyn but at wholefoods it $3.39. am i out of mind? ohhhhhnoooo its so delicious.

ps- my favorite is the trilogy / not the new flavors, the new flavors lack in spiciness although bilberry is included which noe just recently told me is native to italy, but she was wrong. sorry noe. read about bilberries here.

wholefoods

One of my favorite things about my job is that i live close to a wholefoods, where i go every single day. one of my favorite things about WHOLEfoods is their samples. samplessamplessamples ohhh sweet samples. on a normal day one can sample everything from watermelon to navel oranges to bosc pears... to kombucha and coconut water.... to bobbie's hummus and gaucamole. mmmmm mmm yum. needlesstosay, i could sample my way through the store... happily... and then be like, amped to eat a salad, and not have to get like a massive one that costs 12 dollars to be full, right?

well. lemme tell you something. this swineflu cRAZE has even gotten to the wholefoods higher ups as all the fUCKing new WAVers health fanatics paranoid whining bitches(going to refrain from using the term bourgeoisie because i just don't know how i feel about it learn more about it here click on it yeah yeah)

anyway, like i was saying all these wholefoods-goers got crazy obsessed with swineflu because the media told them to (myself included for a hot minute haha) and started freakin to the wholefoods staff like, um, how are we going to be protected from swine flu - (how about dont eat the samples you fucktards?) not to mention apparently that's not even the way swineflu is transmitted, you imbeciles- and now all of the delicious samples are gone. gone gone gone not down down down into my belly where you belong.

the end

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

who cares

i found a website:
nastygal.com

they have some cool shit.... i love shit..... i hate that they named their site nastygal. that really fucking bothers me.

i also just realized that Jeffrey Campbell sorta just rips everyone else off.
Balenciaga and Yves Saint Laurent are the first two to come to mind.... but i mean, who can drop a G on shoes these days anyway
so basically....

what youre trying to tell me
is
i have a chance

Thursday, May 7, 2009

jane eyre by charlotte bronte

"I had not intended to love him; the reader knows I had wrought hard to extirpate from my soul the germs of love there detected; and now, at the first renewed view of him, they spontaneously revived, great and strong! He made me love him without looking at me."

"I resisted all the way: a new thing for me."

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

"The greater part of what my neighbors call good I believe in my soul to be bad, and if I repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior. What demon possessed me that I behaved so well?" Thoreau

"The millions are awake enough for physical labor; but only one in a million is awake enough for effective intellectual exertion, and only 1 in a 100 million for a poetic or divine life. To be awake is to be alive. I have never met a man who was quite awake. How could I have looked him in the face?" Thoreau

le kutz inspired this post

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

i love you even more!

the pictures were posted from the MET Costume Institute Gala

holler at a bitch

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they kill it on so many levels

there was some dirty shit going on at the gala amongst the sea of models at Monday night's Met Costume Institute Gala. Naomi Campbell didnt show up. She's mad tight with Azzedine Alaïa.

According to reports, Alaïa was so pissed that Anna Wintour (she's a cunt) only allowed one photograph of his work to be displayed at the exhibition, he asked several supermodels including Naomi, Linda Evangelista and Stephanie Seymour, who were supposed to wear his designs to the gala, not to. This prompted all three models to pull out of attending all together. GANGSTERRRRRRRR.

"As Naomi has been the muse of Azzedine Alaïa for 23 years, she feels she doesn't want to attend unless she can represent his work," a spokesperson for Campbell said. Also Naomi Campbell like lived with this dude when she first started out and goes to stay at his house in Paris when she's there.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that Naomi Campbell is one crazy bitch.

plagairized directly from catwalk queen


also i'd like to say that anne hathaway looked wierd
madonna looked wierd
victoria beckham looked wierd (uhhh....duh)
and kate moss looked wierd

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

superconsumer

i fuckin love mary kate and ashley
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even though im over flannels and kiss t-shirts and shit i still love what she does with clothes and money

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did you know china is quarantining mexicans?

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its a good thing im addicted to retail with all of the much more important things going on in the world

Admonitions To A Special Person

Watch out for power,
for its avalanche can bury you,
snow, snow, snow, smothering your mountain.

Watch out for hate,
it can open its mouth and you'll fling yourself out
to eat off your leg, an instant leper.

Watch out for friends,
because when you betray them,
as you will,
they will bury their heads in the toilet
and flush themselves away.

Watch out for intellect,
because it knows so much it knows nothing
and leaves you hanging upside down,
mouthing knowledge as your heart
falls out of your mouth.

Watch out for games, the actor's part,
the speech planned, known, given,
for they will give you away
and you will stand like a naked little boy,
pissing on your own child-bed.

Watch out for love
(unless it is true,
and every part of you says yes including the toes),
it will wrap you up like a mummy,
and your scream won't be heard
and none of your running will end.

Love? Be it man. Be it woman.
It must be a wave you want to glide in on,
give your body to it, give your laugh to it,
give, when the gravelly sand takes you,
your tears to the land. To love another is something
like prayer and can't be planned, you just fall
into its arms because your belief undoes your disbelief.

Special person,
if I were you I'd pay no attention
to admonitions from me,
made somewhat out of your words
and somewhat out of mine.
A collaboration.
I do not believe a word I have said,
except some, except I think of you like a young tree
with pasted-on leaves and know you'll root
and the real green thing will come.

Let go. Let go.
Oh special person,
possible leaves,
this typewriter likes you on the way to them,
but wants to break crystal glasses
in celebration,
for you,
when the dark crust is thrown off
and you float all around
like a happened balloon.




Anne Sexton

And One For My Dame

I sit at my desk
each night with no place to go,
opening thee wrinkled maps of Milwaukee and Buffalo,

the whole U.S.,
its cemeteries, its arbitrary time zones,
through routes like small veins, capitals like small stones.

And when you drive off, my darling,
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! It's one for my dame,
your sample cases branded with my father's name,

your itinerary open,
its tolls ticking and greedy,
its highways built up like new loves, raw and speedy.

Anne Sexton

Monday, May 4, 2009

epuise

i started writing a poem and it made absolutely no sense. haha. that's cause im fucking so tired that im like, hallucinating. i am trippin billboards. bananas. i was in a meeting for a car racing online game called traxsters and i was staring at the computer display screen in the conference room with like, 10 bosses and just like, blanky staring at the clients laughing at the wrong time and just not contributing to the meeting AT ALL. It was the longest hour and half of my life straight up. i felt like this yesterday in the car so i called andrew. he woke my shit up. now im at the wheel of the puter dangerous.

i ate some salad
i ate some cake

now i want to die

ahhahaahhahahahaahhaha

Holllllly shiiiiit
im a delirious.
do you ever forget what you're all about?
a million dollar bubble

pop

a pack of horses
a box of matches
a pointy finger
a mirror
a dollar

green tea desert sea rock cave crumbling over me
a weekend
a nail file
a calendar
a vacation
a house?

a puzzle
a conversation
a person
an idea
my bed
your



my grandma is a lady

my grandma betty is a lady
she loves ethan allen
she has lots of food in her fridge
but she is shrinking
she is 100% feminine
she misses ralph